Le Vin de Merde! That Mad Housewife needs to get off her Broke Ass, and indulge in one of the 7 Deadly Zins, starting with a good old fashioned Well Hung Ménage à Trois. Yes, we are loco, yelling out crazy nonsense word vomit obscenities and bringing you the second installment of our top picks for the funniest wine names and bottles. Our first post on the topic was a bit too PG, so we thought we’d spice it up, getting a little more inappropriate with these crazy wine names.
“Pardon me, monsieur. Could you please pour another glass of some SHIT WINE?” French restaurant owner Jean-Marc Speziale wanted to embrace the bum rap that wines coming from the Languedoc-Roussillon region in the south of France were receiving, so he fought back and started making his own “shitty wine,” coining it Le Vin de Merde.
Mad Housewife is all about inexpensive wine that doesn’t intimidate, for women (and men) to take a hot minute out of their day, forgetting all the crazy madness, and enjoy a simple glass of wine. This award winning California wine comes in 4 different varieties, White Zinfandel, Merlot, Chardonnay and Cabernet Sauvignon. They have also started to market a line of sweet wines called Besitos.
A wine that hails from Mendoza, Argentina the Prestige Wine Group brings us two Broke Ass wines: ”Broke Ass Red” and “Broke Ass White.” The red, which was awarded Best Buy in 2009 for their red blend of 50% Syrah and 50% Malbec, has plum and blackberry flavors that are described as pairing well with, “kicking back and enjoying.” The Broke Ass White, made from 50% Torrontés and 50% Chenin Blanc, has a floral and white fruit persona with a crisp acidity.
Produced by the Michael David Winery in California, this “sexy and endearing” classic Zinfandel spends 12 months in both French and American oak. If the berry, pepper and spice notes are too deadly to seduce your taste buds, check out other wines in the Michael David family like Gluttony, Rapture, 7 Heavenly Chards, Incognito, Earthquake or Lust.
Talk about a full bodied wine! The well endowed ripe grape hangs low in this Virginia vineyard, right at the foot of the Blue Ridge Mountains. Choose from the Well Hung Everyday Chardonnay, Blush Rosé, Cabernet Franc, and Merlot Verdot.
Grapes sexually blending together, sounds kinky. Ménage à Trois is all about watching the magic happen when “three attractive, single, young grapes” are mixed together. In good Ménage fashion, these playful California blends from the Folie a Deux Winery include a lot more than wine: passion, fun and excitement, the ideal components for a wine-induced threesome.